X-rated Dilbert

I debated long and hard about whether i should post this or not but I finally decided it was too funny not to post.

I feel like many of my stories of Dilbert misbehaving all start off this way..... I was giving Matthew a bath when I turned around and....... Dilbert was sitting behind me with a plastic toy in his mouth. Apparently he got into a bag of things from my bachelorette party over 10 years ago that we're in the back of our open linen closet. I had no idea this stuff was even still in there. This is the handle of a lint roller...