Eats everything

I Love Phantom and he is a really good dog but I swear.... he eats... EVERYTHING!!!

"What?  I didn't do anything. Really I didn't.  What's that you say?  There is Florescent Green Moon Sand on my nose and mouth?  I  don't know how it got there.  I didn't eat a whole box of Matthew's new moon sand while you were upstairs.  What's that?  Really, I'm gonna have fluorescent green poop tomorrow and I'm gonna go 6 times in 4 hours.... Nah, that's silly, I didn't eat anything"